There has been some speculation as to who will be the next DUP first minister, Peter Robinson is set to go, did he do much ? No, he used our country like a piece of toilet paper that he wiped his hole with and threw away. The poor is still poor, the religious bigots are still hateful and Debbie Wilkinson is still not funny. So I have decided to come up with a list of people that would be perfect for the job.
He would be perfect, he is used to living in a wasteland and he looks like he is about to go on a night out with the village people. TOP DUP MATERIAL !
2.The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Kids, just stay off the streets if ya know whats good for ya
3.Jar Jar Binks
Hates Muslims, supporter of Israel, what else is there to say ?
4.Any bad guy from Scooby Doo
If scooby doo taught us anything, all scooby doo bad guys have potential to become the leader of the DUP.
He would build a wall around the border, yees would love that wouldnt yees
6.Ooze from the mighty morphin power rangers
He looks like stacks of craic
Ian Paisley was a sinister edgy doctor, why not have another.
8.That guy that got his bake melted clean off him
Died for his country, give this guy a medal and make him the next leader.
9.The Batman and Robin Movie
One of the best Batman movies eve made, former RUC officer, make him leader !
Director of the bombing campaign during the troubles, it only makes sense to get him to run the country