Author Archives: Michael McBride

FUCK ME, HERE COMES THE IRISH !

  I dont like the Tories ya know, never did, I know that’s not considered “cool” among¬† young people nowadays considering a lot of them have fucked off to the right. But im a working class lad from Ulster I … Continue reading

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The Thief

There was one time a masked fella broke into my house and tried to rob me blind while I was in the kitchen trying on my newly bought skiing mask, he broke the window in my living room, not expecting … Continue reading

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Whataboutery

In Northern Ireland If you have an argument with someone and they start their reply with “Aye, but sure what about…” you know it’s gonna end up with multiple broken limbs by 1pm, a paramilitary breaking it’s ceasefire by 3pm, … Continue reading

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Orange Order Lands Disney Deal In An Effort To Be More Kid Friendly

  With the twelfth over we are now in the age every culture needs to be represented in media ¬†and no one should feel left out that is why the orange order has made a deal with Disney to promote … Continue reading

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Northern Ireland is melted as strange yellow object in the sky posts appear

I woke up this afternoon to find out it was actually sunny for a change and I thought to myself “huh, this is actually nice, I am going to enjoy this day” about an hour later as I find myself … Continue reading

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Loose talk cost lives

Eclipse Cinema warns movie goers to choose their words carefully. Recently trolls have taken to social media to spoil major movie plot points for everyone, which is really bad for business. The cinema have stated they will administer kneecappings if … Continue reading

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No Hope

As I write this im looking out the window observing a fella stealing a bin on my street, I just leaned back and thought to myself while listening to my Billy Joel album “this is my life now” as Billy … Continue reading

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