Category Archives: Humour

The Thief

There was one time a masked fella broke into my house and tried to rob me blind while I was in the kitchen trying on my newly bought skiing mask, he broke the window in my living room, not expecting … Continue reading

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Whataboutery

In Northern Ireland If you have an argument with someone and they start their reply with “Aye, but sure what about…” you know it’s gonna end up with multiple broken limbs by 1pm, a paramilitary breaking it’s ceasefire by 3pm, … Continue reading

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No Hope

As I write this im looking out the window observing a fella stealing a bin on my street, I just leaned back and thought to myself while listening to my Billy Joel album “this is my life now” as Billy … Continue reading

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I Hate St Patricks Day

You can literally find nowhere for peace, either your neighbours are having a fucking house party or your estateĀ is having a street party, I wish St Paddys day was more like NI21 and have no Party. You obviously cant go … Continue reading

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Two Lads Doing It For The Craic Like

“Here mate remember that shower of shite back in 2007 that absolutely wrecked our country, what’s was their name again? Aye that’s right fianna fail ” “Aye what about them ?” ” i just voted for them, only for the … Continue reading

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100th anniversary of the Easter Rising

What a year its going to be , it is basically a Republicans wet dream. Everywhere you look, there is something about the Easter Rising. So let me get to the point of this post, so since its the 100th … Continue reading

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Shaking Hands With Strangers

Don’t ya hate it when yee go out for a drink and someone with a balaclava shakes your hand, then you spend the rest of your life wondering did I just shake hands with Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi leader of the … Continue reading

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