Category Archives: Satirical Posts

Orange Order Lands Disney Deal In An Effort To Be More Kid Friendly

  With the twelfth over we are now in the age every culture needs to be represented in media  and no one should feel left out that is why the orange order has made a deal with Disney to promote … Continue reading

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Northern Ireland is melted as strange yellow object in the sky posts appear

I woke up this afternoon to find out it was actually sunny for a change and I thought to myself “huh, this is actually nice, I am going to enjoy this day” about an hour later as I find myself … Continue reading

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Loose talk cost lives

Eclipse Cinema warns movie goers to choose their words carefully. Recently trolls have taken to social media to spoil major movie plot points for everyone, which is really bad for business. The cinema have stated they will administer kneecappings if … Continue reading

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Ulsters Craic Crisis

  Readings show that Ulster is suffering an all time low in Craic in recent years, the reason is still anyones guess. But one possibility could be University students, Craic has become an endangered word, so endangered David Attenborough is … Continue reading

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Who will be Northern Ireland’s next first minister ?

There has been some speculation as to who will be the next DUP first minister, Peter Robinson is set to go, did he do much ? No, he used our country like a piece of toilet paper that he wiped … Continue reading

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Guide to Halloween in Northern Ireland

Halloween is a time for letting your kids be somebody elses fucking problem for one night, you deserve it and hey, if they get abducted… even better. Lets face it, your kids are fucking annoying, some of you, don’t even bother … Continue reading

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