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Whataboutery

In Northern Ireland If you have an argument with someone and they start their reply with “Aye, but sure what about…” you know it’s gonna end up with multiple broken limbs by 1pm, a paramilitary breaking it’s ceasefire by 3pm, … Continue reading

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Northern Ireland is melted as strange yellow object in the sky posts appear

I woke up this afternoon to find out it was actually sunny for a change and I thought to myself “huh, this is actually nice, I am going to enjoy this day” about an hour later as I find myself … Continue reading

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Loose talk cost lives

Eclipse Cinema warns movie goers to choose their words carefully. Recently trolls have taken to social media to spoil major movie plot points for everyone, which is really bad for business. The cinema have stated they will administer kneecappings if … Continue reading

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No Hope

As I write this im looking out the window observing a fella stealing a bin on my street, I just leaned back and thought to myself while listening to my Billy Joel album “this is my life now” as Billy … Continue reading

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I Hate St Patricks Day

You can literally find nowhere for peace, either your neighbours are having a fucking house party or your estate is having a street party, I wish St Paddys day was more like NI21 and have no Party. You obviously cant go … Continue reading

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Christmas Time For A Nihilist

I hate bright lights, smiling faces and relatives visiting, so as you can tell I’m a fucking gas when it comes to Christmas. I enjoy Christmas movies and songs, what I dont like is the fakeness of it all, its portrayed as … Continue reading

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Guide to Halloween in Northern Ireland

Halloween is a time for letting your kids be somebody elses fucking problem for one night, you deserve it and hey, if they get abducted… even better. Lets face it, your kids are fucking annoying, some of you, don’t even bother … Continue reading

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